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Hannah
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Date: Oct 1, 2008
Alien beings in human beings


Was it in Alien 3 when the alien popped out of someone's belly?

Did you know that if you have a poor diet you are highly likely to be riddled with worms?

Yep. It's true. And if the worms get very adventurous they can worm their way out of your intestines.

Yep. Horrid but true.

I discovered this to my horror recently, not that I have worms. I just came across an article about it. Apparently, we are likely to be riddled with all sorts of parasites even nasal worms. Eek! Intestinal worms can grow to as long as fifteen inches. That's about as long as your hand and forearm.....long enough to go from bottom to neck! Ah!!!! At night, they can pop out to see whether there's a party going on. If you get an itchy bottom at night, hmmmm.....sorry but it is a good sign of a party going on inside your insides.

Other signs are dark circles around the eyes and feeling worn out, the latter due to the little suckers sucking all the nutrients out of you. You might also lose weight despite eating normally.

So, now I have you scratching at your skin and trying to rip your stomach out, I'd better offer you a sure-fire way of getting rid of your possible intruders otherwise you will not be able to sleep....ever again!

Eat properly. That's it. The only way to get rid of them and keep them at bay is to make your nest as uncomfortable and unpleasant for them as possible and healthy food will do that. Cakes, white bread, sweets, processed food and alcohol will create for intestinal worms what sewerage outlets are to shrimps and prawns. They will wally in it, breed in it and never want the party to end.

Today I have eaten a banana; some German toast with homemade peanut butter; a bowl of brown rice, peas, onions, chicken and bacon; a bowl of live yogurt, sultanas, seeds, chopped dates and chopped bitter chocolate; a few digestive biscuits and two coffees.

If you can't wait long enough for a new improved diet to rid yourself of alien beings, eat lots of pumpkin seeds first thing in the morning followed shortly after by caster oil.

The next time your tummy rumbles, girgles or moves about....ask yourself....are you sure it's not a giant worm ready to pop out of your tummy and look you in the eye!

-- Edited by Hannah at 00:18, 2008-10-02

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suzyalex
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Posts: 3
Date: Oct 1, 2008

Oh my god!!!!!!!!

Facinating but soooo disgusting Hannah!!! will eat healthy from today!!

Thanks for scaring me into it!!

Suedoh

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